The Holy Empire of Previnar 13 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.522 billion Previnar 13ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Previnar 13ian economy, worth 574 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,055 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Previnar 13's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Previnar 13 is ranked 33,139^th in the world and 2,105^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 65.67 kickbacks per hour.